"What Do You Want?"


Yeah I'm Scary Clown.  What do you want?  I suppose you want to know all kinds of interesting stuff about me - huh?  Well, here's something you might find interesting.......I'm probably going to kill you.

I'm angry..... disruntled to say the least.  I've had a bad life.  Fortunately, I've found something to do with myself these days (other than random slaughtering).....yeah that's right, I'm with the band.  Kickstand that is........so if you mess with them........you're messing with me!    And trust me you don't want trouble from Scary Clown.

I'll come over and pull the whiskers out of  your cat - Ha Ha!  Or I'll steal your Dad's beer and hide the empty cans all in your room - He Haw!  And if all else fails.... I'll simply kill you.

Kickstand Rocks!  Don't forget it!  Heck they even wrote a song about me....I'm cool.

E-mail me if you want - I don't really care.  scaryclown@kickstand.net

- Scary Clown

PS - Anyone know where I can get a copy of "Where the Red Fern Grows?"  That part with the dogs really gets me.